Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. oldpine

    oldpine said, 5 months ago

    At least he didn’t hire an accordion player.

  2. Josh Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, 5 months ago

    Has he forgotten how to use an alarm clock?

  3. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Wife: Honey, where are you going at this hour?
    Husband: Time to go do my wake up gig across town.

  4. Scyphi

    Scyphi said, 5 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just fix (or replace) the phone?

  5. Boots at the Boar

    Boots at the Boar GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    @Scyphi

    You can’t put a price on live xylophone in the morning.

  6. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, 5 months ago

    I prefer accordion polkas.

  7. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, 5 months ago

    @J. Short

    Wife: Think “podcast”, dear.

  8. katzenbooks45!

    katzenbooks45! said, 5 months ago

    For a second there I thought he was throwing his underwear at the xylophone player…

  9. WallyBeaumont

    WallyBeaumont said, 5 months ago

    He doesn’t look like Lionel Hampton.

  10. fear-ciuil

    fear-ciuil said, 5 months ago

    Playing “The Bells of St Mary’s”?

  11. Tim

    Tim said, 5 months ago

    What he REALLY needs is a mariachi band

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