Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, 10 months ago

    Text THIS, lady!!

  2. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Your eyelids still move, don’t they? Use them!

  3. Eric Klein

    Eric Klein said, 10 months ago

    I know, the first time is how I got like this.

  4. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, 10 months ago

    Nose-texting.

  5. algurka

    algurka GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Yes, how rude!

  6. cgale

    cgale said, 10 months ago

    Almost a blonde joke.

  7. Saskfan

    Saskfan said, 10 months ago

    @Eric Klein

    Great comment!

  8. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, 10 months ago

    You can’t actually hear a word when texting, you see a word.

  9. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    This guy can’t win for losing, losing, losing.

  10. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    sorry guy, looks like there’s a chance you might survive

  11. ZaphodBblbrx

    ZaphodBblbrx said, 10 months ago

    I bet he’s flipping her off under those bandages.

  12. Fuzzy Thinker (I)

    Fuzzy Thinker (I) GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Women like this should be tagged. Guys need to be alerted to females that will fail in relationships.

  13. David B

    David B said, 10 months ago

    He needs to use Barney’s, (How I Met Your Mother) Hot/Crazy Scale to see where she registers along the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.

  14. Thriller87

    Thriller87 said, 10 months ago

    Facepalm, facepalm. Sigh and repeat.

  15. Dirty-Charisma

    Dirty-Charisma said, 10 months ago

    I actually know women like this.

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