Close to Home by John McPherson

Close to Home

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  1. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Your eyelids still move, don’t they? Use them!

  2. Eric Klein

    Eric Klein said, almost 2 years ago

    I know, the first time is how I got like this.

  3. algurka

    algurka said, almost 2 years ago

    Yes, how rude!

  4. cgale

    cgale said, almost 2 years ago

    Almost a blonde joke.

  5. Saskfan

    Saskfan said, almost 2 years ago

    @Eric Klein

    Great comment!

  6. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, almost 2 years ago

    You can’t actually hear a word when texting, you see a word.

  7. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    This guy can’t win for losing, losing, losing.

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    sorry guy, looks like there’s a chance you might survive

  9. ZaphodBblbrx

    ZaphodBblbrx said, almost 2 years ago

    I bet he’s flipping her off under those bandages.

  10. Fuzzy Thinker (I)

    Fuzzy Thinker (I) GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Women like this should be tagged. Guys need to be alerted to females that will fail in relationships.

  11. David B

    David B said, almost 2 years ago

    He needs to use Barney’s, (How I Met Your Mother) Hot/Crazy Scale to see where she registers along the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.

  12. Thriller87

    Thriller87 said, almost 2 years ago

    Facepalm, facepalm. Sigh and repeat.

  13. Dirty-Charisma

    Dirty-Charisma said, almost 2 years ago

    I actually know women like this.

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