Close to Home by John McPherson

Close to Home

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  1. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Your eyelids still move, don’t they? Use them!

  2. Eric Klein

    Eric Klein said, about 1 year ago

    I know, the first time is how I got like this.

  3. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, about 1 year ago

    Nose-texting.

  4. algurka

    algurka GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Yes, how rude!

  5. cgale

    cgale said, about 1 year ago

    Almost a blonde joke.

  6. Saskfan

    Saskfan said, about 1 year ago

    @Eric Klein

    Great comment!

  7. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, about 1 year ago

    You can’t actually hear a word when texting, you see a word.

  8. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    This guy can’t win for losing, losing, losing.

  9. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    sorry guy, looks like there’s a chance you might survive

  10. ZaphodBblbrx

    ZaphodBblbrx said, about 1 year ago

    I bet he’s flipping her off under those bandages.

  11. Fuzzy Thinker (I)

    Fuzzy Thinker (I) GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Women like this should be tagged. Guys need to be alerted to females that will fail in relationships.

  12. David B

    David B said, about 1 year ago

    He needs to use Barney’s, (How I Met Your Mother) Hot/Crazy Scale to see where she registers along the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.

  13. Thriller87

    Thriller87 said, about 1 year ago

    Facepalm, facepalm. Sigh and repeat.

  14. Dirty-Charisma

    Dirty-Charisma said, about 1 year ago

    I actually know women like this.

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