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  1. John Pike

    John Pike GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Ouch! That was cold.

  2. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, 11 months ago

    Suddenly I’m in the mood for Chinese food. Wonder who’s open at 1:30am?

  3. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, 11 months ago

    So true. Tell me more, oh mighty cookie.

  4. SavannahJack

    SavannahJack said, 11 months ago

    Your lucky numbers are 7, 11, 13, 78 and 3.14159…

  5. Jay

    Jay said, 11 months ago

    Mine said: Do not let great ambitions overshadow small success.
    Lucky #’s 19,31,16,43,56,30

  6. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    At least it had that smiley face at the end of the sentence.

  7. irishreds

    irishreds said, 11 months ago

    @J. Short

    Add “in bed” after the sentence and it is funny.

  8. plus4

    plus4 said, 11 months ago

    I wish real fortune cookies were that interesting.

  9. Charlie Sommers

    Charlie Sommers said, 11 months ago

    That is the biggest fortune I ever saw come out of a cookie.

  10. SonoftheRepublic

    SonoftheRepublic said, 11 months ago

    Sounds like an Obama supporter..hahaha

  11. David B

    David B said, 11 months ago

    My psychic told me that a cookie would say that.

  12. RobinHood2013

    RobinHood2013 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Wait… if that statement was mindless drivel, then that must mean he’s NOT a gullible idiot!

    Or is it a paradox?

  13. ted.hering

    ted.hering said, 11 months ago

    Does he believe that cookie?

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