John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (7) (Please sign in to comment)
Notsoastute said, 3 months ago
Should have made him a chicken, they could use the eggs.
richardkel said, 3 months ago
@Notsoastute
Or maybe a cow. They could use the milk.
J. Short
said, 3 months ago
The hypnotist delivered him signed and sealed.
Perkycat said, 3 months ago
We’ll be eating a lot more fish from now on.
Perkycat said, 3 months ago
I applaud anyone who quits smoking. My husband quit 38 years ago. I never started but I understand how hard it is to quit.
chromosome
said, 3 months ago
He gets my seal of approval!
Tatenda said, 3 months ago
I think he’s barking up the wrong tree.