John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (9) (Please sign in to comment)
John Pike said, 4 months ago
Oh My!!
Coinguy said, 4 months ago
first they gotta catch him
Josh Lyons said, 4 months ago
Oh, God will know. Trust me.
J. Short
said, 4 months ago
He’ll be on a wing and a prayer.
grahambhg said, 4 months ago
Break one wing, (then he can’t fly) then send him to the part of hell where kids who pluck wings off of flies are.
jimmyh43105
said, 4 months ago
He buys his Red Bull by the gallon.
ncalifgirl58 said, 4 months ago
LOL Too funny!
richardj said, 4 months ago
They’ll send him to the NFL.
Poollady said, 4 months ago
right straight to steroid hell