John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Cleats by Bill Hinds
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Comments (7) (Please sign in to comment)
Kat Meow said, 4 months ago
Effective way to remove tenants.
Robert Peters
said, 4 months ago
Not recommended for cockroaches.
jml58 said, 4 months ago
@Kat Meow
But there were eleven.
battle of plattsburgh said, 4 months ago
He ant kidding.
5+8=64 said, 3 months ago
Ugh…..what are those?
TheLostEditor said, 3 months ago
ever heard o fumagtion
David Henderson said, 3 months ago
I know for a fact that Cockroaches can live thought a microwave oven. Years ago someone at my house left the door open and we did have Cockroaches at that time. I close the door and turned it on high. 2 minutes later they were very much alive. I had to kill them the old fashion way.