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   JackButler said, 4 months ago

   He could just put on his Mall Cop outfit, and then plead the Fifth.
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   eddie6192 said, 4 months ago

   Dave shouldn’t forget to visit the tattoo parlor.
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   FlyerTom said, 4 months ago

   2 or 3 years of that and he’ll look like an orangutan.

   “Right turn, Clyde.”
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   trghpu1994 said, 4 months ago

   By chance, is her last name kekua??
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   nighthawks said, 4 months ago

   @JackButler

   right, he could claim he works at Madison Square Garden as a guard.
   for the Knicks
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   Digital Frog said, 4 months ago

   talk about stretching the truth…
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   jeffsxq said, 4 months ago

   Remember Spud Webb, at 5’7" winning the NBA slam dunk contest! It’s not how tall you are, but how tall you play (or at least be very quick and have good hands and vision).
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   BobBlumenfeld said, 4 months ago

   I wanna know just how he got up there in the first place.
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   jeffsxq said, 4 months ago

   @BobBlumenfeld

   Yeah, if he can jump that high with two cinder blocks strapped to his feet, he probably CAN slam dunk!
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    EdFenster said, 4 months ago

    It’s all a mistake. You’re one of the guards who stands on the floor to for crowd control during the Knicks games.
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    Popeyes4arm said, 4 months ago

    he’s gonna need shin guards for the nicks she gonna kick into him.
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    tazz555 said, 4 months ago

    The Knicks?! No one on earth would be impressed if he played for the Knicks….might as well have said he was a garbage man because both stink
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    Saskfan said, 4 months ago

    @tazz555

    Hey! Garbage collectors are inportant! Where would we be without them? Up to our armpits in junk, that’s where…
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