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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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KA7DRE said, 4 months ago
I’ve seen enough of that stuff on Tosh.0
J. Short
said, 4 months ago
Just as long as the head doesn’t spin around a full 360.
Paul Rozeboom
said, 4 months ago
I don’t even want to know what’s happening at the other end.
P Partridge said, 4 months ago
Instead, schools should have students shadow for a week at a daycare…that will scare them into being careful before they’re ready to have kids.
ncalifgirl58 said, 4 months ago
My day care was the perfect birth control for my daughter. She saw first hand how hard it was. Also, education is the number one thing to prevent child abuse.
Lisa 4romMpls said, 4 months ago
@P Partridge
great idea! I have a three year-old and at a friends house ended up in a playroom with 3 boys — Sooo glad we only had one child!!!
starlilies said, 4 months ago
And it would happen at random moments…. oooooo… I know some teens that should go through this…
water_moon said, 4 months ago
An only child girl who was 12 and thought my baby girl was “ssooooooo cute!” lived next door. So I hired her to help watch my little one while I was at home after school for a few hours one day a week. I got to make dinner, she got to earn a little bit of $. After about the first month (and I did the diaper changing) she decied that babies are lots of work, not a whole lot of fun when sleeping, and LOUD and messy.
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Forget daycare, groups doing a job lack the devlopment of a personal sense or responsiblity. Or attachment.
P Partridge said, 4 months ago
@water_moon
Well, that may be the larger care centers, but I’m a daycare worker and take a huge amount of responsibility and attachment for each child, not only in my room, but in all the others, too. True, they might not be my real kids, but I work with the parents and we do a lot of rearing along with them.
Tigger
said, 4 months ago
They also need the male practice male dolls to hit the student in the mouth with urine as they remove or replace the diaper, they have perfect aim