Close to Home by John McPherson

Close to Home

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  1. caller49

    caller49 said, over 1 year ago

    Um, maybe because they look like a pirate?

  2. John Pike

    John Pike GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Well, he has no idea what he looks like. Mirrors don’t last long in his house. Neither do eight day clocks.

  3. mpk39

    mpk39 said, over 1 year ago

    Check out the fingernails.

  4. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Hey! I resemble that cartoon!

  5. clucky

    clucky said, over 1 year ago

    There’s a mate in the world for everyone (ha ha).

  6. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    Even the parrot left him.

  7. debuggingdevice

    debuggingdevice said, over 1 year ago

    AAARGH Looks like he had a BRIEF stint as a pirate!

  8. gir63

    gir63 said, over 1 year ago

    That’s why you trim your nails before putting your contacts in.

  9. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, over 1 year ago

    In the world of “Close to Home”, he’s very eligible batchelor.

  10. Poollady

    Poollady said, over 1 year ago

    Is that potatoes and toilet paper on the chair?

  11. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    One word – GROSS!

  12. Linda Pearson

    Linda Pearson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I think its potato chips and empty beer cans. I agree, Gross!

  13. tazz555

    tazz555 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Hm lets see:

    1: Eye Patch
    2: A dentist’s worst nightmare
    3: A man bra
    4: Fat
    5: Very hairy

  14. sandflea

    sandflea GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    He just needs to get a blind date.

  15. ALB 8446

    ALB 8446 said, over 1 year ago

    I don’t think that book even covers half of all the reasons.

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