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   caller49 said, 5 months ago

   Um, maybe because they look like a pirate?
2. 

   John Pike said, 5 months ago

   Well, he has no idea what he looks like. Mirrors don’t last long in his house. Neither do eight day clocks.
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   mpk39 said, 5 months ago

   Check out the fingernails.
4. 

   jeffc42 said, 5 months ago

   Hey! I resemble that cartoon!
5. 

   clucky said, 5 months ago

   There’s a mate in the world for everyone (ha ha).
6. 

   win said, 5 months ago

   Even the parrot left him.
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   debuggingdevice said, 5 months ago

   AAARGH Looks like he had a BRIEF stint as a pirate!
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   Notsoastute said, 5 months ago

   @mpk39

   looks like half the cashiers at Wally World. Except theirs are all painted up.
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   gir63 said, 5 months ago

   That’s why you trim your nails before putting your contacts in.
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    battle of plattsburgh said, 5 months ago

    In the world of “Close to Home”, he’s very eligible batchelor.
11. 

    Poollady said, 5 months ago

    Is that potatoes and toilet paper on the chair?
12. 

    Perkycat said, 5 months ago

    One word – GROSS!
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    gooseylou said, 5 months ago

    I think its potato chips and empty beer cans. I agree, Gross!
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    tazz555 said, 5 months ago

    Hm lets see:

    1: Eye Patch
    2: A dentist’s worst nightmare
    3: A man bra
    4: Fat
    5: Very hairy
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    sandflea said, 5 months ago

    He just needs to get a blind date.
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