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Cleats by Bill Hinds
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jimmyh43105
said, 5 months ago
The reward for chewing enough is more food. The penalty for not chewing enough is 10,000 volts of electricity.
interceptor said, 5 months ago
This must be mental mastication.
cdward said, 5 months ago
And for making sure they eat their beef, there’s the meat-o-meter.
battle of plattsburgh said, 5 months ago
Apparently they get nothing to drink.
Fogger_man said, 5 months ago
I find this whole concept tough to swallow…
Perkycat said, 5 months ago
@battle of plattsburgh
No but Dad does. Wonder what is in that glass.
rnmontgomery said, 5 months ago
Junior went two over on his – he must be buckin for extra on his allowance.
Popeyes4arm said, 5 months ago
what a bunch of maticators