Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. htownkev

    htownkev GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    No,no. I’m fine. Just a little stiff.

  2. cdward

    cdward said, over 1 year ago

    Although things were pretty dead most of the day.

  3. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, over 1 year ago

    To Morgue, or not to Morgue. That is the question.

  4. richardj

    richardj said, over 1 year ago

    He’s dying to tell her.

  5. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    My son’s roommate used to do pickups for a funeral home. He had this happen for real, guy he picked up wasn’t dead and came to in the back of the hearse. Poor roommate could never watch zombie movies again.

  6. Jazzlily

    Jazzlily GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @prfesser

    My thoughts exactly.

  7. John Pike

    John Pike GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Jazzlily

    That’s like those female agents in the micro- mini and they pull out a 10mm Glock. WTF

  8. kaecispopX

    kaecispopX said, over 1 year ago

    “What do I want for supper , honey? Brains!!!

  9. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I was told about a guy who hit a pedestrian back before cell phones and stuff. Figured the fastest thing to do was load the pedestrian, who seemed pretty dead, into the back of his car and haul for the nearest hospital. Apparently, just because you’re dead doesn’t mean your body can’t do strange things in the dying process: Supposedly, the corpse sat bolt upright in the back seat. Driver saw this in the mirror, freaked out, drove off the road and plowed into a tree, killing himself as well as, once again, the pedestrian in the back seat. That’s the story. Since neither occupant lived to tell about it, I presume the story is either conjecture or a huge fabrication. Now, my dad was my source of this story: he was a toxicologist; so the story is at least plausible.

  10. Kat Meow

    Kat Meow said, over 1 year ago

    Dinner is now in the cooler

  11. algurka

    algurka GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Notsoastute

    No, they’re rushing to get him out of the morgue, to cover up their mistake.

  12. Tigger

    Tigger GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Honey, “I woke up dead”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU1frTC4sTs

  13. Tigger

    Tigger GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Digital Frog

    A Cab Driver was driving his fare to their destination when the fare rider knocked on he window. The Cab driver nearly wrecked the car.
    He pulled over to a safe place to check on his fare rider. His fare rider asked: “What the hedoublehockeysticks happened?”

    The Cab Driver responded:

    “I just started driving a Cab today, my last job was driving Hearse, and I was not used to my passengers knocking on the window.”

  14. Rottiluv

    Rottiluv GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Notsoastute

    Knowing the doctors around here, he probably went in with a sprained ankle and dozed off while waiting to see someone. Close enough to dead, send him downstairs!

  15. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    Using his die-phone.

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