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   briatollah said, 7 months ago

   That’s right. God has a universe to run.
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   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   And ‘make my hair turn out perfect’.
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   Seiko said, 7 months ago

   Now how will she find her slipper??!
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   cdward said, 7 months ago

   Don’t they have St. Anthony for the lost nail file?

   “Anthony Anthony, please come around,
   Something is lost that’s gotta be found.”
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   jeffc42 said, 7 months ago

   My favorite is Mark Twain’s take on prayer and answers.
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   natureboyfig4 said, 7 months ago

   If God could get swamped, we’d all be in big trouble!
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   Poollady said, 7 months ago

   Lets save it for the really IMPORTANT things – like where did I put my keys!
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   angelfiredragon said, 7 months ago

   Everyone remember God can’t do anything that would interfere or take anyone’s free will away either.
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   Pgpjwp said, 7 months ago

   or better yet………………What should I make for dinner?
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    ncalifgirl58 said, 7 months ago

    “Help me make this touchdown” applies here too. lol Funny today.
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    runar said, 7 months ago

    “Dear Praying People,
    
    This is God. I’m sorry but I can’t answer your prayers right now. Tim Tebow is fervently praying for me to help him complete his next pass, and has promised to do that little thing he does every time he thanks Me (he looks so cute when he does that).
    
    Your prayer is very important to Me. Please stay on your knees and the next angel, saint or deceased relative will be on the line to intercede for you.”
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    runar said, 7 months ago

    @angelfiredragon

    So it’s not omnipotent after all.
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    OotenAboot said, 7 months ago

    I’d have thought God would be having a slack period, what with baseball over for this year and no hockey games. How hard can it be to look after just the NFL and NBA players?
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    Zac Rutter said, 7 months ago

    This was brilliantly done on SNL in the early ’90s with Sally Field as a pious (and overpraying) housewife and the great Phil Hartman as Jesus.
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    Oxnate said, 7 months ago

    “God does not play dice.” – Albert Einstein

    “…Or any other sports.” – Oxnate
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