Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, about 2 years ago

    That’s right. God has a universe to run.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    And ‘make my hair turn out perfect’.

  3. Seiko

    Seiko said, about 2 years ago

    Now how will she find her slipper??!

  4. cdward

    cdward said, about 2 years ago

    Don’t they have St. Anthony for the lost nail file?

    “Anthony Anthony, please come around,
    Something is lost that’s gotta be found.”

  5. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    My favorite is Mark Twain’s take on prayer and answers.

  6. natureboyfig4

    natureboyfig4 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    If God could get swamped, we’d all be in big trouble!

  7. Poollady

    Poollady said, about 2 years ago

    Lets save it for the really IMPORTANT things – like where did I put my keys!

  8. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, about 2 years ago

    Everyone remember God can’t do anything that would interfere or take anyone’s free will away either.

  9. Pgpjwp

    Pgpjwp said, about 2 years ago

    or better yet………………What should I make for dinner?

  10. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, about 2 years ago

    “Help me make this touchdown” applies here too. lol Funny today.

  11. runar

    runar said, about 2 years ago

    “Dear Praying People,

    This is God. I’m sorry but I can’t answer your prayers right now. Tim Tebow is fervently praying for me to help him complete his next pass, and has promised to do that little thing he does every time he thanks Me (he looks so cute when he does that).

    Your prayer is very important to Me. Please stay on your knees and the next angel, saint or deceased relative will be on the line to intercede for you.”

  12. runar

    runar said, about 2 years ago

    @angelfiredragon

    So it’s not omnipotent after all.

  13. OotenAboot

    OotenAboot said, about 2 years ago

    I’d have thought God would be having a slack period, what with baseball over for this year and no hockey games. How hard can it be to look after just the NFL and NBA players?

  14. Zac Rutter

    Zac Rutter said, about 2 years ago

    This was brilliantly done on SNL in the early ’90s with Sally Field as a pious (and overpraying) housewife and the great Phil Hartman as Jesus.

  15. Oxnate

    Oxnate said, about 2 years ago

    “God does not play dice.” – Albert Einstein

    “…Or any other sports.” – Oxnate

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