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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (10) (Please sign in to comment)
chireef said, 7 months ago
i feel ya man, when i butt dial my butt is so big that its always long distance to china
Josh Lyons said, 7 months ago
@chireef
Chireef, your comment was just as funny as the comic caption.
PICTO said, 7 months ago
@chireef
But, can you dial a whole area code at once?
dogbreathu812 said, 7 months ago
Have another Twinkie “Tankazz” and put on a few more pounds…..
battle of plattsburgh said, 7 months ago
Tailor-made shorts. Very form-fitting. Must work wonders with the ladies.
Lisa 4romMpls said, 7 months ago
How does he fit the phone in the pants to begin with?
Popeyes4arm said, 7 months ago
them’s some wacky khaki’s
Evirtinkelbell said, 7 months ago
Looks like my butt!!!
sandflea said, 7 months ago
Time to change his Depends.
David Henderson said, 7 months ago
How did the phone survive? Must be one very tough phone.