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   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   Hope some near sighted tourist doesn’t eat you.
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   interceptor said, 7 months ago

   His solution didn’t cut the mustard.
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   tuna1 said, 7 months ago

   2 hours later he was a roasted weenie…
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   Nicole said, 7 months ago

   I find that better than the teen girls who used to spread Crisco or butter on them to get a “better” tan back in the ’80s. They all look like leather shoes now.
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   jeffc42 said, 7 months ago

   The shark will thank him when he goes in the water.
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   clucky said, 7 months ago

   Looks like the Jersey shore (before) !!
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   J. Short said, 7 months ago

   Condoms, not condiments.
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   Fogger_man said, 7 months ago

   I don’t think those women RELISH the thought of doing his back!
   groan
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   richardj said, 7 months ago

   While he’s getting a tan he can ketchup on his reading, as long as a seagull doesn’t poupon him.
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    Poollady said, 7 months ago

    He’s one “hot dog”. Roll him up and put him in a bun
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    battle of plattsburgh said, 7 months ago

    Maybe a little Grey Poupon would have impressed the ladies.
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    lin4869 said, 7 months ago

    @richardj

    Good one!
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    underwriter said, 7 months ago

    @Nicole

    More like leather bags, shoes are less wrinkly.
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    Mike H said, 7 months ago

    If there was another panel it would show the seagulls attacking him.
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    treBsdrawkcaB said, 7 months ago

    @Poollady

    You beat me to it. I was going to comment on his doing some hot-dogging on a surfboard next…
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