Close to Home by John McPherson

Close to Home

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Hope some near sighted tourist doesn’t eat you.

  2. interceptor

    interceptor said, over 2 years ago

    His solution didn’t cut the mustard.

  3. tuna1

    tuna1 said, over 2 years ago

    2 hours later he was a roasted weenie…

  4. Nicole

    Nicole GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I find that better than the teen girls who used to spread Crisco or butter on them to get a “better” tan back in the ’80s. They all look like leather shoes now.

  5. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    The shark will thank him when he goes in the water.

  6. clucky

    clucky said, over 2 years ago

    Looks like the Jersey shore (before) !!

  7. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Condoms, not condiments.

  8. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, over 2 years ago

    I don’t think those women RELISH the thought of doing his back!
    groan

  9. richardj

    richardj said, over 2 years ago

    While he’s getting a tan he can ketchup on his reading, as long as a seagull doesn’t poupon him.

  10. Poollady

    Poollady said, over 2 years ago

    He’s one “hot dog”. Roll him up and put him in a bun

  11. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, over 2 years ago

    Maybe a little Grey Poupon would have impressed the ladies.

  12. lin4869

    lin4869 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @richardj

    Good one!

  13. underwriter

    underwriter said, over 2 years ago

    @Nicole

    More like leather bags, shoes are less wrinkly.

  14. Mike H

    Mike H said, over 2 years ago

    If there was another panel it would show the seagulls attacking him.

  15. treBsdrawkcaB

    treBsdrawkcaB said, over 2 years ago

    @Poollady

    You beat me to it. I was going to comment on his doing some hot-dogging on a surfboard next…

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