Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. tuna1

    tuna1 said, 7 months ago

    It worked well until she rearended a semi, and her iPhone ended up lodged in her throat.

  2. clucky

    clucky said, 7 months ago

    Taught by Jimi Hendrix ??

  3. J Nichols-MacDonald

    J Nichols-MacDonald said, 7 months ago

    Ewwwww—-Germ fest!!

  4. J. Short

    J. Short said, 7 months ago

    You could probably pick up men in a bar with that move.

  5. DoctorLarryO

    DoctorLarryO said, 7 months ago

    @tuna1

    And after she got it out of her throat she could call her colon direct.

  6. algurka

    algurka said, 7 months ago

    @tuna1

    I was thinking of something like that, except it went all the way down her throat and her stomach kept on ringing but she couldn’t answer the calls. But, eventually, it all came to pass.

  7. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, 7 months ago

    I think I passed her on the freeway last week.

  8. dbig 1oohh

    dbig 1oohh said, 7 months ago

    My Niece has a friend that texts with her toes. Just not while driving.

  9. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, 7 months ago

    She only used her eye teeth, so she could see what she was texting.

  10. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, 7 months ago

    Talent we all need to not have. Here is her text the person received. Makos smslofje alpwqrityunckdls mnbczbduiopelsa!!

  11. kelese

    kelese said, 7 months ago

    She’s alive by the skin of her teeth.

  12. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 7 months ago

    tuna1: I often wondered about pipe smokers and air bags.

  13. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, 7 months ago

    i guess that would work if you were texting your dentist’s office..

  14. Popeyes4arm

    Popeyes4arm said, 7 months ago

    I hope she chokes

  15. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 7 months ago

    There is probably already an app for this, if not there should be, turn the spoken word into text. You say it at your end, the receiving phone displays the text.

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