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   Ron Gee said, 8 months ago

   Oh, no, not only is she marrying a compulsive handyman, he’s an uneducated handyman, at that. It’s a lectern, not a podium.
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   Johnny Potseed said, 8 months ago

   Doesn’t matter if his marital drilling skills on Connie … oh, sorry.
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   FlyerTom said, 8 months ago

   I was a wedding photographer many years ago, and the groom offered me a piece of sandpaper that was in his wallet when I was having some trouble with my photoflash batteries.
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   Alphaanddelta said, 8 months ago

   I always thought it was wrrrr.
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   Doctor Toon said, 8 months ago

   Never rush into marriage until you are sure that you know the person you are marrying
   

   
   Connie should have known that Doug had a tendency to whip out his tool at inappropriate times before the wedding day
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   rbarnhart1 said, 8 months ago

   If ya can’t be handsome, be handy!
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   cdward said, 8 months ago

   Reminds me of the joke about the guy from Kentucky (this is a joke told in Indiana), who got caught in France for some crime and was about to face the guillotine. The law said that if the blade didn’t come down all the way, the prisoner was allowed to go free. There were two condemned prisoners before him, and with each of them, the blade only came down halfway and stuck. The Kentuckian watched intensely, thinking. As each of those prisoners was released, and he was brought to the guillotine, the executioner said, “Any last words?” The Kentuckian said, “You know, I believe if you used a little WD-40 on that thing, it’d work just fine.”
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   battle of plattsburgh said, 8 months ago

   Stop screwing around.
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   David Henderson said, 8 months ago

   I am afraid I have been there. I was trying to fix an electrical outlet in the bedroom one night when my girlfriend had other plans. The outlet got fixed 2 days later.
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    LingeeWhiz said, 8 months ago

    There needs to be more men who are a bit more compulsive about fixing things around the house.
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    LingeeWhiz said, 8 months ago

    @Ron Gee

    It is in a church so it is more than likely a podium….not a lectern.
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    DrKBaja said, 8 months ago

    Didn’t anyone catch that it’s actually a lectern, not podium. Common misconception that the two are interchangeable.
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    cami15 said, 8 months ago

    It’s a lecturn, which you stand behind. A podium, you stand on.
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    ted.hering said, 8 months ago

    I’d have called it a Pulpit.
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    2catsintheyard said, 8 months ago

    She’ll be glad to have a handyman around the house once the honeymoon is over!
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