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   margueritem said, 9 months ago

   he can have mine.
2. 

   Notsoastute said, 9 months ago

   Trouble is, he doesn’t wait for them to fall off. He rips them off .
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   battle of plattsburgh said, 9 months ago

   That’s his story, and he’s sticking with it.
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   algurka said, 9 months ago

   So, let me get this right: you leave your toenail clippings laying about, and the fairy comes, takes them away, and leaves you money?
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   LingeeWhiz said, 9 months ago

   So, the toenail fairy rips off your nails while you sleep or gives you a pedicure???
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   cdward said, 9 months ago

   You’re all wrong. He comes in at night and turns them thick and yellow.
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   metropolitan gnome said, 9 months ago

   better watch out for the veruca gnome.
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   ncalifgirl58 said, 9 months ago

   ewwww!!! but it is funny. lol
9. 

   Rodney Hale said, 9 months ago

   I think the “Toenail Troll” would have been funnier.
10. 

    sandflea said, 9 months ago

    @algurka

    It’s almost as good as having a money tree in your yard.
11. 

    John Pike said, 9 months ago

    @cdward

    So that’s what happened.
12. 

    Dot Furney said, 9 months ago

    I think the fairy leaves you anti-fungal cream and
    Industrial Strength Foot Deodorant
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