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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (11) (Please sign in to comment)
fhhuber said, 9 months ago
So he’ll show up at 4:45 and say:
Hurry up 5:00 is quitting time
Reynie said, 9 months ago
@fhhuber
Or he won’t show up at all. Or send someone else.
battle of plattsburgh said, 9 months ago
It’s his “bundle” that she wants, with a two year commitment.
J. Short
said, 9 months ago
Probably call at the last minute and reschedule.
Digital Frog
said, 9 months ago
Should have married the satellite dish guy – At least the reception would have been great.
ncalifgirl58 said, 9 months ago
lololol been there for sure
Dewed said, 9 months ago
He’ll wait till 4:00 to call and say he’ll have to reschedule cause he’s behind.
LingeeWhiz said, 9 months ago
Get me to the church on time.
Perkycat said, 9 months ago
This was too funny – great comments. Thanks again for all the laughs this morning.
Wolf Emperor
said, 9 months ago
My plumber is very punctual… she gives you a two-hour window when she’ll arrive, and if she’s late, she pays YOU $5 per minute that she’s late. I know that’s highly unusual… that’s why I’m mentioning it. She’s one of the most loved businesses in my town!
Popeyes4arm said, 9 months ago
she’s gonna give him the co-Ax if he doesn’t show