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margueritem
said, about 1 year ago
Just a few…
PICTO said, about 1 year ago
Me: Siri, call me a cab.
Siri: You’re a cab.
J. Short
said, about 1 year ago
Me: Call Susan.
Phone: Did you say call Bill?
Me:No
Phone: Say a command.
Me:Call S-U-S-A-N
Phone: Did you say call Hank?
Me: No you dumb a.. Never mind I’ll dial it.
Phone: Say a command.
LingeeWhiz said, about 1 year ago
@J. Short
Exactly! You have me laughing.
sparky sparky111 said, about 1 year ago
WOw he can do that
John Pike said, about 1 year ago
@J. Short
My own phone actually does a bit better than that. However, my provider needs to clean the ears of its answer-bot.