Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. Trisha Evenstar

    Trisha Evenstar said, about 1 month ago

    eww.
    but that’s a handy service to have pepperoni in hand like that lol

  2. ben_david

    ben_david said, about 1 month ago

    They were just trying to save time at the pizzaria in order to get it there within 30 minutes. Made it!!! (Sort of.)

  3. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Such dedication is worthy of a nice tip, no?

  4. Anandgyan

    Anandgyan said, about 1 month ago

    Yep, he ain’t cutting corners!

  5. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I’m still a Poppa Murphy kind of guy…

  6. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    He carries the salami in his pants pocket for just such an emergency.
    I hope it’s in his pocket.

  7. ableiman

    ableiman said, about 1 month ago

    This comic was so stupid, it prompted me to go online and try to email McPherson directly. This is the closest I got.

    Five us sat around the breakfast table in awe of this comic’s idiocy. How hard is it to come up with one remotely funny concept a week?

  8. green8019

    green8019 said, about 1 month ago

    I think this comic is great! RLMAO!!!!!!!!!

  9. battycomic

    battycomic said, about 1 month ago

    I sure hope they don’t have to pay for their pizza since the pizzeria forgot the pepperoni.

  10. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, about 1 month ago

    Wow! Some people really get bent out of shape over a silly comic! I’d hate to live in that house!

  11. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Ick! well there goes his tip!

  12. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    Pizza gets to your house in record time
    And he can stop right on a dime
    Gives you what you want on top
    and you don’t have to call a cop
    When you have this pizza, it tastes sublime

  13. Ash

    Ash said, about 1 month ago

    Armpit flavored. Yum.

  14. Muchak

    Muchak said, about 1 month ago

    Hilarious, what happens if you want sardines?