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  1. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    “Do Tazer her Sis!”

    Love that idea!

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Where can I get one?

  3. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    One? I want two of them.
    Set tasers on lobotomize.

  4. BrotherFlounder

    BrotherFlounder said, about 1 month ago

    For great justice!

    Where do I get one?

  5. joefish625

    joefish625 said, about 1 month ago

    Best idea ever!

  6. rac0308

    rac0308 said, about 1 month ago

    I LIKE it!

  7. SuperRobot234

    SuperRobot234Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Love the idea! I work at a movie theater and would love to do that to all the people who can’t seem to stop texting during the movie.

  8. shadowrider95

    shadowrider95 said, about 1 month ago

    YES, public cell phone use fits right in with rug rats out of control & ankle biters. GET A LIFE

  9. Greg Sagan

    Greg Sagan said, about 1 month ago

    Tasers: The next thing to incorporate into cell phones. Tase anyone using his cell phone inappropriately. Set on “Tase self” to keep other taser junkies at bay. “Long distance tase” optional at extra cost.

  10. WickedCrazy

    WickedCrazy said, about 1 month ago

    Well it’s about friggen time.

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  12. battycomic

    battycomic said, about 1 month ago

    Loving the idea!

  13. bald 716

    bald 716 said, about 1 month ago

    it would be great when i eat dinner in a nice restaurant too

    thanks for the link S-T-F-U

    does that screen name mean what i think it does ?

  14. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    hey , shutthefukup, great link, but I’m puzzled as to why the stungun should be disguised as a cellphone…
    …maybe if the mugger grabs your purse ,you have the satisfaction of knowing that somewhere, if the scumbag tries to use the phone, he will surely get an earful!

  15. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, about 1 month ago

    Excellent idea! Makes me want to get a job at the checkout counter.

  16. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    Pay attention, put your cell phone DOWN
    Watch what you’re doing, you stupid clown
    Some people are just infatuated
    Others are just constipated
    And don’t give a $#*t as they go around town.

  17. johnparadox

    johnparadox said, about 1 month ago

    Also to be used in the “15 items or less” line on people with two full carts?

  18. Albany58

    Albany58 said, about 1 month ago

    Excellent, Couldn’t agree more.

  19. jelindley

    jelindleyGenius_badge said, 29 days ago

    They should also allow the person working drive-throughs to use them on customers for the same reason.