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John McPherson makes us howl at his adroit mix of everyday settings and extraordinary events. John’s offbeat, oddball characters turn up in familiar places, but their actions are always hilarious and unexpected.
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Comments (19) Jump to Comments Form
big G 3469
said,
about 1 month ago
“Do Tazer her Sis!”
Love that idea!
Margueritem
said,
about 1 month ago
Where can I get one?
Carmy
said,
about 1 month ago
One? I want two of them.
Set tasers on lobotomize.
BrotherFlounder said, about 1 month ago
For great justice!
Where do I get one?
joefish625 said, about 1 month ago
Best idea ever!
rac0308 said, about 1 month ago
I LIKE it!
SuperRobot234
said,
about 1 month ago
Love the idea! I work at a movie theater and would love to do that to all the people who can’t seem to stop texting during the movie.
shadowrider95 said, about 1 month ago
YES, public cell phone use fits right in with rug rats out of control & ankle biters. GET A LIFE
Greg Sagan said, about 1 month ago
Tasers: The next thing to incorporate into cell phones. Tase anyone using his cell phone inappropriately. Set on “Tase self” to keep other taser junkies at bay. “Long distance tase” optional at extra cost.
WickedCrazy said, about 1 month ago
Well it’s about friggen time.
S_T_F_U said, about 1 month ago
http://www.beststungun.com/immobilizer-cell-phone-stun-gun.html
battycomic said, about 1 month ago
Loving the idea!
bald 716 said, about 1 month ago
it would be great when i eat dinner in a nice restaurant too
thanks for the link S-T-F-U
does that screen name mean what i think it does ?
nighthawks
said,
about 1 month ago
hey , shutthefukup, great link, but I’m puzzled as to why the stungun should be disguised as a cellphone…
…maybe if the mugger grabs your purse ,you have the satisfaction of knowing that somewhere, if the scumbag tries to use the phone, he will surely get an earful!
jtpozenel said, about 1 month ago
Excellent idea! Makes me want to get a job at the checkout counter.
cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago
Pay attention, put your cell phone DOWN
Watch what you’re doing, you stupid clown
Some people are just infatuated
Others are just constipated
And don’t give a $#*t as they go around town.
johnparadox said, about 1 month ago
Also to be used in the “15 items or less” line on people with two full carts?
Albany58 said, about 1 month ago
Excellent, Couldn’t agree more.
jelindley
said,
29 days ago
They should also allow the person working drive-throughs to use them on customers for the same reason.