Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    And they’re d@rn good at it.

  2. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Will the wonders never cease?

  3. zzzxtreme

    zzzxtreme said, 3 months ago

    just some cracked ribs as minimal side effects

  4. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    and a heart attack

  5. Dewed

    Dewed said, 3 months ago

    He seems to be eyeing that guys dinner

  6. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    now if we can teach the when to stop

  7. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    This must be true - I read it on the internet.

  8. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    The Boa gets to eat anyone it can’t save. :-)

  9. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 3 months ago

    Ushindi said, about 2 hours ago

    This must be true - I read it on the internet.

    that’s right, no one makes stuff up on the internets

  10. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, 3 months ago

    You can take seeing-eye dogs on a plane. Is it okay to take snakes on a plane now?

  11. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Plus they kill customers

    jtpozenel,

    True Story:

    A Pilot was on a short layover on a small commuter plane. One of his feamle passengers was blind. He offered to walk her dog for her. she Thanked him and handd him the dog’s leash. Remeber, Pilots wear Dark Sun Glasses.

    Their was a Blonde Female Passenger who was waiting to board the Flight when she saw the pilot walk on to the Plane with the Seeing Eye Dog. She was upset, and said; Just My Luck, I’m an a flight with a Blind Pilot.