Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Ya big meany!

  2. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Jerk! I hope she smacks you with the dumb bells.

  3. Susie Rasmussen

    Susie Rasmussen said, 3 months ago

    Lord almighty! He looks almost evil. I’d kill him for sure!

  4. LucianDragos

    LucianDragosGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    say now where did you get…… ummm…. i mean… now thats not nice! yea.. thats it.. =P

  5. Dewed

    Dewed said, 3 months ago

    Wait till he tries the Novelty Remote she bought for him

  6. WyattMute

    WyattMute said, 3 months ago

    That’s a sure-fire way to give your wife an eating disorder…

  7. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    really. the gal is trying to look and be healthy, still calls her husband ‘hon’ and he wants to fock with her…..
    off with his head, both of ‘em

  8. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, 3 months ago

    Finding that box in the garbage will surely raise her metabolism.

  9. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Moments later she’s gonna clock that MEANY with her exercise bike upside the MEANY’S head & cram her dumb bells weights DOWN THAT MEANY’S THROAT!!!!!!!!!

  10. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    And He’s Dead!

  11. Ash

    Ash said, 3 months ago

    Can’t any of you take a joke? That’s funny.

  12. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    @ Ash: if you like NASTY,SICK,CRUEL,COLD HEARTED,VICIOUS,TWISTED WARPED, MALICIOUS, HORRID,MEAN SPIRITED jokes.BUT if the She gets her revenge on her husband who pulled the mean spirited joke. THAT WOULD BE HYSTERICALLY FUNNY!

  13. robbielosee

    robbielosee said, 3 months ago

    Alas, they call this “Close to Home” for a reason :-)
    (P.S. My family’s scale fluctuates 10 lbs every time you step on it, and yet we keep it around - now that’s a joke.)