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  1. ThePinkOne

    ThePinkOne said, 3 months ago

    that would be cool!!!

  2. jml58

    jml58 said, 3 months ago

    What You did with Your life.

  3. thankyoudonnie

    thankyoudonnie said, 3 months ago

    If my calculations are correct, he lived to be just under 158 years old.

  4. carpetinwater9

    carpetinwater9 said, 3 months ago

    Your in.

  5. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    One day is like a thousand years.

  6. Jazzlily

    Jazzlily said, 3 months ago

    If he went to work 22,321 days, how come he only shaved 979 of those days? Must have sported one heck of a beard! And it seems he mowed the lawn almost every other day that he work. He lawn must have been immaculate. Was he a hippy cultivating grass? And the undertaker cleaned him up?

  7. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    apparently , we comics readers have WAY too much time on our hands!
    I guess you can add :
    745 days spent commenting on comics online

  8. chromosome

    chromosomeGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    It must refer to the number of hours or minutes added up for doing those things.

  9. Jazzlily

    Jazzlily said, 3 months ago

    You got us (at least me) on that one, Nighthawks! I should be paying bills, mowing the yard, and picking strawberries, but I’m procrastinating.

  10. Jazzlily

    Jazzlily said, 3 months ago

    Just reread my earlier comment. Gad-what a bunch of typos! Number of hours/minutes added up! Now it makes sense. Thank you Chrom.

  11. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I had to laugh because even St. Peter is using a computer now, and everyone’s life is now on a computer program. Excel Life?
    All-Souls Quicken? Even Heaven has updated.

  12. lfanterickson

    lfanterickson said, 3 months ago

    Who says heaven isn’t light years ahead of us? It is on everything else…

  13. 1Username

    1Username said, 3 months ago

    It can’t be an excel program. They use Microsoft in the other place.

  14. 1Username

    1Username said, 3 months ago

    Sisyphus in hell: Just when he figures out how to get the software to work, it gets updated, and his accessories stop working and he can’t find any of the tools anymore. Next, they switch him to Vista…..