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  1. carpetinwater9

    carpetinwater9 said, 4 months ago

    They are getting smaller all the time. Now you guys have to go and scrub up again.

  2. carpetinwater9

    carpetinwater9 said, 4 months ago

    Lokks like they are going to put it in the intestine area.

  3. rmleon

    rmleonGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I don’t know about pacemakers, but it’s easy to lose a $2,000 hearing aid.

  4. battycomic

    battycomic said, 4 months ago

    How they lost it is simple: They dropped it and now they can’t find it.

  5. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    carpetinwater9, I’d be curious to know how many doctors and nurses actually scrub up the way they are supposed to?

  6. Sage FireGazer

    Sage FireGazer said, 4 months ago

    Maybe someone dropped it inside the man’s chest.

  7. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    on a carpetless floor, hold a flashlight horizontal and low to the floor ,
    in a jiffy you can find any tiny thing dropped

    thats your hint from heloise today

  8. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 4 months ago

    but was it even in the OR ?

  9. treBsdrawkcaB

    treBsdrawkcaB said, 4 months ago

    His HMO only approved the pacemaker installation operation; they did not approve the cost of the pacemaker. So they’ll have to invent one with an alarm clock and a cattle prod.

  10. StradMan37

    StradMan37Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    It’s inside the patient, between the mitral valve and the wad of cotton that was left in ‘im th’ LAST time y’all were in there!