Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, almost 4 years ago

    The time honored excuse may have met its match…

  2. rmleon

    rmleon said, almost 4 years ago

    What if the dog ate the whole thing, and there were no remnants. Check the dog’s feces?

  3. Carmy

    Carmy said, almost 4 years ago

    Forget the microscope, you can tell that Wade is guilty by the bullets he’s sweating.

  4. WOLFBYTE

    WOLFBYTE said, almost 4 years ago

    DETENTION is in his future. That and a big fat F-.

  5. rdh288

    rdh288 said, almost 4 years ago

    I don’t know. Whether I am guilty or not, I am terrified and think I look guilty.

  6. Sternvogel

    Sternvogel said, almost 4 years ago

    “Ah ha! The saliva on this paper comes from a Labrador retriever. Your dog’s DNA, which I have on file, reveals that you own a collie. So YOUR dog didn’t eat this! Detention!”

  7. nighthawks

    nighthawks said, almost 4 years ago

    margueritem, my comment was going to be:

    technology trumps the old excuse

    getting ridiculous

  8. bald 716

    bald 716 said, almost 4 years ago

    if they didn’t give so much homework there would be no need for the dog to eat it

  9. jml58

    jml58 said, almost 4 years ago

    Then what would we feed the dog?

  10. WyattMute

    WyattMute said, almost 4 years ago

    Haha, in 5th grade my puppy chewed up a book we were supposed to be reading from for homework. The look on my teacher’s face when I told here was great! She had to believe me though, because I whipped out the destroyed book as evidence.

  11. sjackson547

    sjackson547 said, almost 4 years ago

    I happen to have a dog that loves to eat paper, so I have to be really careful with my college homework…lol

  12. johnparadox

    johnparadox said, almost 4 years ago

    My mother had a cat that LOVED shredding paper. Fortunately, I was not living with them at that time.

  13. chromosome

    chromosome said, almost 4 years ago

    My fellow-worker was going to cooking school, and regularly brought samples for us to eat. I told her she could tell her teacher her co-workers ate her homework!

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