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   Margueritem said, 4 months ago

   The time honored excuse may have met its match…

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   rmleon said, 4 months ago

   What if the dog ate the whole thing, and there were no remnants. Check the dog’s feces?

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   Carmy said, 4 months ago

   Forget the microscope, you can tell that Wade is guilty by the bullets he’s sweating.

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   wolfbyte36 said, 4 months ago

   DETENTION is in his future. That and a big fat F-.

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   rdh288 said, 4 months ago

   I don’t know. Whether I am guilty or not, I am terrified and think I look guilty.

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   Sternvogel said, 4 months ago

   “Ah ha! The saliva on this paper comes from a Labrador retriever. Your dog’s DNA, which I have on file, reveals that you own a collie. So YOUR dog didn’t eat this! Detention!”

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   nighthawks said, 4 months ago

   margueritem, my comment was going to be:

   technology trumps the old excuse

   getting ridiculous

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   bald 716 said, 4 months ago

   if they didn’t give so much homework there would be no need for the dog to eat it

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   jml58 said, 4 months ago

   Then what would we feed the dog?

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    WyattMute said, 4 months ago

    Haha, in 5th grade my puppy chewed up a book we were supposed to be reading from for homework. The look on my teacher’s face when I told here was great! She had to believe me though, because I whipped out the destroyed book as evidence.

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    sjackson547 said, 4 months ago

    I happen to have a dog that loves to eat paper, so I have to be really careful with my college homework…lol

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    johnparadox said, 4 months ago

    My mother had a cat that LOVED shredding paper. Fortunately, I was not living with them at that time.

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    chromosome said, 4 months ago

    My fellow-worker was going to cooking school, and regularly brought samples for us to eat. I told her she could tell her teacher her co-workers ate her homework!