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  1. Joe Minotaur

    Joe Minotaur said, 6 months ago

    If you were to pick a mythical character for your user name, what would it be and would it help you meet people?

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    If you were a giant, how would you justify the cost to the environment of the extra oxygen that you use?

  3. Joe Minotaur

    Joe Minotaur said, 6 months ago

    Catch and euthenize a butterfly, then estimate how many hurricanes you prevented from ravaging the west coast of Norway.

  4. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 6 months ago

    this is why so many college students binge drink

  5. paigebridges

    paigebridgesGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    I actually had a college professor use questions like these for ALL his tests. Got my only C in that school because of him!

  6. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 6 months ago

    I take the steel wool to the energy crisis; burn all the steel wool to generate steam to run turbines for electricity.
    A+ thank you

  7. Erudit Anonyme

    Erudit Anonyme said, 6 months ago

    So how ‘bout it, Joe_Minotaur?

    Is it working?

  8. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    I choose the walking backwards one. Since nobody posts warnings signs that would be of use to someone walking backwards, I would imagine I’d have a number of accidents. Working through the injuries and the resulting lawsuits would have a very definite impact on my life. Eventually, (after I had a few million in damages put away), I would learn to be more forgiving and stop with the lawsuits, thus making me a better person.

  9. stormies

    stormies said, 6 months ago

    i will take the grim fairy tale…
    i would be the littlest billy goat in the “Three Billy Goats Gruff”. That way i get to what i want first and let the “big business ” handle the dirty work. hee hee.

  10. Rmom

    Rmom said, 6 months ago

    DigitalFrog - If I were grading the essays, I’d give yours a high mark.

  11. Joe Minotaur

    Joe Minotaur said, 6 months ago

    Erudit
    I’ve met some fellow posters on this site as well as the artist Brooke McEldowney(Pibgorn, 9 Chickweed Lane).
    How about you?

  12. ppaneuhaus

    ppaneuhausGenius_badge said, 6 months ago

    Actually, questions like this are also the bane of FB users!