Close to Home by John McPherson

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  1. fear-ciuil

    fear-ciuil said, 8 months ago

    … and $250 if you want it to arrive at your destination intact.

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Oh, and there’s a $2.50 toilet paper charge. Please pay in advance.

  3. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    “And for $500, we will land the plane before you exit”.

  4. KingRat

    KingRat said, 8 months ago

    I’ll fly on that airline as long as Wallace has nothing to do with it.

  5. bald 716

    bald 716 said, 8 months ago

    add another $10 for head phones even if you don’t watch the inflight movie

  6. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    I agree Kingrat, it looks like a cheesy operation to me…

  7. milano99

    milano99 said, 8 months ago

    And it’s an extra $100 for the bag to arrive at your destination within 7 days of your own arrival.

  8. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    This is zero gurantee the luggage will arrive when you do.

  9. Geekologist

    Geekologist said, 8 months ago

    and $1000 dollars if you want it to arrive intact with everything you put inside it AND give it to the right person. Bribes not included on this plan.