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Clay Bennett

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  1. Kylop

    Kylop said, 10 months ago

    Clay, I think that machine always has ONE item in it. Its the same item in every location.

  2. mikefive

    mikefive said, 10 months ago

    Where are all of the nutrition and warning labels that are required by the PPACA?

  3. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 10 months ago

    Someone bought all of the Caribou Barbies.

  4. BIGCHRONO

    BIGCHRONO said, 10 months ago

    The machine looks empty, & that GOP logo @ left means we have no choices @ all.

  5. omQ Release the Desaparecidos

    omQ Release the Desaparecidos said, 10 months ago

    @mikefive

    They’d be on the products. Except there aren’t any.

  6. mdavis4183

    mdavis4183 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Notyhing in the left’s birth control, agenda protects from infection with AIDS, HPV, othere STDS. Only not having sex and condoms will.

  7. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 10 months ago

    @Genome Project

    I just read that story. Isn’t it amazing that the GOP would further divide rather than unite to bring in more people.

  8. mikefive

    mikefive said, 10 months ago

    @omQ Release the Desaparecidos

    “They’d be on the products. Except there aren’t any.”

    I really wasn’t making a joke about the labels, omQ. From the vending machine part of the PPACA:

    “….the vending machine operator shall provide a sign in close proximity to each article of food or the selection button that includes a clear and conspicuous statement disclosing the number of calories contained in the article.

  9. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 10 months ago

    @ahab

    What’s a Republican Moderate? Is that some kind of extinct species?

  10. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    The machine wouldn’t have a glass front, but a solid one to hide the facts, and would not return your money when you find out there is nothing in the machine for you.

  11. Jase99

    Jase99 said, 10 months ago

    @mdavis4183

    “Notyhing in the left’s birth control, agenda protects from infection with AIDS, HPV, othere STDS. Only not having sex and condoms will.”

    Condoms and femdoms are part of that so-called birth (and disease) control agenda.

  12. ARodney

    ARodney said, 10 months ago

    At the GOP machine you can’t get jobs, economic recovery, working roads, funding of wildlands firefighters, or freedom. But you can still get abortion restrictions, contraceptive restrictions, elimination of health care for the poor, and giant transfers of funds from taxpayers to defense contractors to arm a border that isn’t particularly porous.

  13. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    That’s a totally inaccurate portrayal of a typical G.O.P. vending machine!
    That one has a coin return slot, as a REAL G.O.P. machine would have NO way for you to get ANY of your money back! They would just keep ALL OF IT!

  14. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @Kylop

    ‘Clay, I think that machine always has ONE item in it. Its the same item in every location.’
    -
    Not true. Republicans have lots of items.
    -
    For example: Republicans = good.
    Obama = evil.
    Reagan = saint.
    Nixon = well, not really evil.
    Bush = never happened, NO lasting effects.
    -
    And,
    “We’re not suppressing voters, only voting.”

  15. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @masterskrain

    No, no, no. The real GOP machine has coin return rhetoric, which is every bit as good as the real thing, for Fox “news” viewers.
    -
    You know, like Jobs, Jobs, Jobs.

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