Clay Bennett by Clay Bennett

Clay Bennett

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  1. SkepticCal

    SkepticCal said, 6 months ago

    Don’t despair! Barack Obama will give you food stamps etc.

  2. vtcwvet

    vtcwvet said, 6 months ago

    If you won you’d be richer than Mutt and could tell him what to do. Oops, wait a minute. Didn’t we do that election day?

  3. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 6 months ago

    But the odds were so good!

  4. lifebyc

    lifebyc said, 6 months ago

    Clay, I’m glad you didn’t win. I enjoy your work. BTW: Three times more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than win the powerball. Be careful on vacation!

  5. braindead08

    braindead08 said, 6 months ago

    Hey, everybody has the same chance to win — whether they play or not.

  6. majormarj

    majormarj said, 6 months ago

    Funny—he has drawn a torn-up Powerball ticket that is actually worth at least $2, since 6 was the Powerball number drawn last. Funny!

  7. chromosome

    chromosome said, 6 months ago

    You won’t win unless you’re in, even one ticket (that’s about my speed… the only way I play is in our work pool). I don’t think any of will be quitting our jobs soon!

  8. Tigger

    Tigger said, 6 months ago

    At least Clay will not be taxed to deah

  9. Dredpiraterobt$

    Dredpiraterobt$ said, 6 months ago

    Funny, Clay!
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    And a good end to the national hysteria.
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    For Two Bucks it’s a great entertainment value. Any more and you just don’t understand the math.

  10. Newshound41

    Newshound41 said, 6 months ago

    @lifebyc

    Wow, there were 2 winning tickets, so 6 people were killed by falling coconuts around the same time.

  11. ARodney

    ARodney said, 6 months ago

    That’s probably the fatality rate per year, not per Powerball drawing. And what’s with the complaining about taxes? The winner has the benefit of the lowest tax rate on this kind of winning since about World War II. Are you worried that if tax rates go up, people won’t win the Powerball?

  12. braindead08

    braindead08 said, 6 months ago

    @Tigger

    ‘At least Clay will not be taxed to deah’
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    I hereby volunteer to win the lottery and then be taxed to deah.

  13. braindead08

    braindead08 said, 6 months ago

    @ARodney

    ‘Are you worried that if tax rates go up, people won’t win the Powerball?’
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    Absolutely right! And they won’t invest in anything, either. And they won’t innovate anything, ‘cause if they can’t get a tax rate of under 15%, it just ain’t worth it.

  14. olfart

    olfart said, 6 months ago

    I question the claims that this or that is more likely than winning the lottery. Whomever comes up with those comparisons must live in Florida. They are always things like falling coconuts, shark attacks, or getting struck by lightning. I’ll concede the lightning, even for a non-golfer, but coconuts and sharks are scarce in Appalachia.

  15. Ennui_rudy Rutherford

    Ennui_rudy Rutherford said, 6 months ago

    I’ve noticed that under the current tax rate the job creators have been flooding the market these past 12 years. They’re just coming out of the woodwork with jobs aren’t they?

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