Charmy's Army by Davy Jones

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  1. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, over 1 year ago

    I hate clowns….. spawn of the devil.

  2. knitkitty

    knitkitty said, over 1 year ago

    I second the motion… Oh, and I voted this morning, looks like you are still in the running!

  3. David Jones

    David Jones said, over 1 year ago

    @Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    My band the Okra Pods recorded a parody song about clowns in ’93….. Here is a note from my old blog about the song.

    Lyrics – I’m Scared of Clowns

    This was nearly nominated for a Grammy in 1999 but was two votes shy. Derik swears that the academy is full of clowns and they took offense to the lyrics. Here is a parody of ELO’s Don’t Let Me Down from the Okra Pods 1998 album entitled “Rhymes with Slime”.

    I’m Scared of Clowns
    ©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

    You got me runnin’ frightened out of my mind,
    You got me freakin’ at the site of a mime.
    I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
    If I see one once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
    I’m scared of Clowns.

    Was watching Bozo with my childhood friends.
    Got so afraid I started to poop my threads.
    I’m telling you it was pouring out of my end.
    I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
    If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
    I’m scared of Clowns.

    I’m scared of Clowns. Wuss!
    I’m scared of Clowns. Wuss!
    I’m scared of Clowns. Wuss!
    I’m scared of Clowns.

    They’re making animals from balloons, you know.
    All filled with gas that is about to explode!
    I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
    If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
    I’m scared of Clowns.

    Ronald Mcdonald is such a crazy sight.
    I’m thinking Arbys when I need a bite.
    I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
    If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
    I’m scared of Clowns.

    I’m scared of Clowns, gross
    I’m scared of Clowns, gross
    I’m scared of Clowns, gross
    I’m scared of Clowns.

    They’re really rude and like to hide in tall grass.
    They’ll jump out and get you when you walk past.
    I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
    If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
    I’m scared of Clowns.

    Pies are a’baking in their kitchens today
    They’re filled with bombs that will blow you away.
    I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
    If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
    I’m scared of Clowns.

  4. Amy Bucheger

    Amy Bucheger said, over 1 year ago

    Ha! Cool lyrics. I hate clowns, but Bozo was the only one I wasn’t afraid of. I was on the Bozo show once…at the end…waving bye… sadly I did not get picked for the Grand Prize Game :(

  5. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 1 year ago

    @David Jones

    I read through it in 7.12 minutes. LOL! I be kidding, I read through it in 2 minutes. Gotta love it! As for Charmy in the contest, well, let’s say he’ll be in round 10.

  6. David Jones

    David Jones said, over 1 year ago

    @TheSnoopster

    I hope Charmy makes it all the way through the contest. I have some funny stuff entered. If not, well… it was worth the try if I do not make it. I feel I am on top of my game now and ready for big things. :)

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