C'est la Vie Comic Strip, January 19, 2013 on GoComics.com

Tantor said, 4 months ago

a collection of dried penises?

Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

Mona, Mona, Mona! If you know, M.Smokey knows, ’cause he is you, your alter ego, your other self, the little voice inside your head you address in times of stress.

Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

Insanity is not a good thing in a woman. Never date one.
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Three women i knew in the Rogue Valley had different types of neuroses.
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One had the “I won’t communicate, but I’ll get mad if you don’t understand what I’m thinking.” She’d never shown much interest, but man, when I mentioned one of the female exchange students at one point, it was clear that she’d seen things differently. Like a snake about to strike. Brrrr. The obvious question was how was I to know how she felt without some indication beyond friendship. Most women at least are friendlier with someone they are interested in than with other people.
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Another was severely depressed (mona-like?) and while she claimed to want a relationship, she would take weeks to answer emails and rarely called. She was the last one I went on a date with, back in ’99, but I finally had to give up on her, always having to wonder where things stood got old in a hurry.
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Still another (who was 6 foot, blonde with waist-length hair) couldn’t take a compliment to save her life from anyone, but treasured up “insults.” She’d get compliments and snap at people. She’d made it clear she wanted to marry and have kids, but I couldn’t imagine being married to someone who might take a knife to my throat some early morning…
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While each was attractive in their own way, it was clear that they were not marriage material. Even after almost 15 years, none of them has married. Guys would be initially interested, find they had screws loose, and run.
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Something about the area. While down there I asked friends (male and female) about one redheaded lady and the consensus was “watch out: she’s nuts!” Um… never mind…