Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 18, 2015

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Irving: On sale for $4999! Wait until you see how clear the picture is! You won't believe what you can see! Cathy: $4999. Wow. I see 62 pairs of $80 shoes... 200 dozen roses... one huge $4999 diamond ring or ten lovely $499 ones... I see 83 romantic dinners we're not having... 100 plays we're not seeing... two vacations in Paris... I see the hopeless chasm between us... the impossibility of us ever sharing a living room... I see the end. Complete and utter doom. I see the need to run for my life while there's still a prayer of meeting a man whose brain has not been pixelated! Yes! I see an extremely clear picture!! Irving: I knew you'd lvoe it! Wait until I hook up the TiVo!