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Mar 23, 2013
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Phone: Ring ring.  Cathy: Hi, Mom.  What's up?  Mom: Nothing. I was just driving to the market and thought I'd say "hi." Cathy: Um...Dad's behind the wheel, though, isn't he??  Mom: Oh, no!  Dad's at home!  I'm just driving and talking...talking and driving, just like you do!  Cathy: What? That's not safe!  Mom: Horrifying, isn't it? ..Ooops!  Honk honk!  Cathy: Aack! Mom: You want me to hang up, and yet if I do, I might just call someone else!  Cathy: Stop the car, Mother! Pull over!  Mom: As long as you hear my voice, you at least know I haven't smashed into anything.  Cathy: Not safe! Not funny! You have five seconds to put down....  Mom: ....Oops! Hold on! I have to click in "call waiting"!  Cathy: Payback for the "terrible two's" : The "terrible 60's and 70's."
Mar 25, 2013
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