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Nov 17, 2012
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Mom: We're having a FULL FAT Thanksgiving!!
Cathy: Mom?
Mom: Real mashed potatoes made with real butter drenched in real gravy! Thick, sticky bread stuffing...yams smothered in marshmallows...What do we have to show for twenty years of "lite" substitutes?...NOTHING! Who's nostalgic for steamed veggies and fruit juice sweetened pie?...NO ONE! This year we count our blessings, not our fat grams! Goodbye, guilt! Hello, grandma!!
Dad: Mother's losing her marbles. 
Mom: But first she's dipping them in a big blob of real whipped cream!
Nov 19, 2012
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