Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 26, 2002
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Saleswoman: For today's empowered, evolved woman who feels fabulous about her healthy, natural shape...The thigh-minimizing suit!! Cathy: If we feel so fabulous about oursleves, why do we need something that minimizes our thighs? Saleswoman: For the intelligent woman who refuses to conform to or be judged by some media-generated idea of "beauty"...The bust-enhancing suite!! For the new breed of no-nonsense go-girl healthy athletic savvy self-respecting self-expressed proud-to-be-me women we have...suits that flatten tummies! Lift rears! Elongate torsos! Shrink waists! And reshape hips!! Cathy: Anything to cover up the hypocristy? Saleswoman: Just these teeny sarongs. $54 extra.