Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 25, 1999

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Cathy: Refill widshield washer fluid. Quiet! Rid home of expired beauty prodcuts. Get belated birthday card for Marcie Kay Goodman Gottlieb. Send belated congratulations to the Wilson-Mckenna's. Return videos. Write irate letters re: ladies rooms. Program radio buttons in car. Organize photos: 1980-99. Call about discrepancies in electric bill. Tone rear. Buy new mop. Study world politics. Clean inside of car. Figure out long-distance rate situation. Whiten teeth. Figure out where all the money I've made went. Find replacement for weathered oak cabinet knob that dog ate. Get toe of left taupe pump fixed. Get 1 cent stamps to go with pile of 32 cent stamps. Learn to use VCR. Organize organizer. Find gray belt. Train dog. Learn to love soy. Plant garden. Run marathon. See Europe. Read all books on list since 1978. Lose weight. Find soulmate, checkbook, and receipt for useless capri pants before it's too late. Aack. Another citizen of planet earth secretly hopes that Y2K will wipe out the contents of her brain.