Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 05, 1998

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Cathy: I'll never find a flattering swimsuit!! Saleswoman: Well, of course you won't! Look at your feet! Cathy: My feet? Saleswoman: Yes! Swimwear '98 is designed for chunky platform sandals! Bare feet ruin the whole proprotion! Cathy: It isn't my thighs? Saleswoman: Your thighs are perfect! You need shoes! More shoes! Lots of chunky, fabulous, leg-lengthening shoes!! Cathy: ...To the shoe department! Saleswoman: Anyone can sell. It takes a professional to resuscitate.