Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 05, 1997
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Mom: Is she in a good mood? Cathy: Is she planning something? Mom: Does she appear receptive? Cathy: Does she look unusually sly? Waitress: Have you two looked at the menus yet? Mom: Heavens, no. We're still trying to read each other.. Here's an article I clipped on post-holiday dieting..and..here's one I clipped on the most decadent fudge cake yet! Cathy: Oh, no you don't Mom, this is a New Year! Mom: Here are nine stories on the joy of being single..and here are nine on the ecstasy of being married! Cathy: It isn't going to work this year. Mom: Here are twelve columns on frugal budgeting..and here are twelve sales I thought we should hit! Cathy: I'm not looking! Not Listening! Mom: Her's an article on ridding life of unnecessary paper..and here are 45 miscellaneous articles that don't really have to do with anything, but you should keep some place! Cathy: Aack! Contradictory clippings! I can't take it! You win, Mom! Whatever you say, I agree! I agree!! Mom: As the new year begins, the daughters are back with their power suits, and the mothers are back with our power scissors.