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Cathy

By Cathy Guisewite
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Nov 16, 1996
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Door bell:  Ding dong!  Cathy:  I'm coming! I'm ready! Completely ready! Absolutely, totally, fabulously ready!!  Date:  Is that what you're wearing?? It's really slippery ouside, Cathy.  You should put on some flat boots.  Cathy:  If put on flat boots, my pants will be three inches too long.  I'll have to rehem them.  Date: Put on shorter pants.  Cathy:  If I put on shorter pants, I'll have to rethink the whole top half of my outfit to create a festive-yet-appropriate-for-flat-boot-look.  Date:  Put on a skirt!  Cathy:  My long skirts are hemmed for tall boots. My short skirts could look ok with some short boots, but none of the ones I own.  I have the long elegant tall boot look and the short, casual flat boot look...but to expect me to spontaneously combine the two in one split second shows you have a complete lack of understanding not only of me, but of the whole female sex..and therefore, this date is cancelled!  Date:  Another male heart trampled by women's footwear.  Electra: Bravo!  Bring out the slippers and the popcorn!
Nov 18, 1996
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