Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 27, 1996

Transcript:

Mom from phone: There's a fun-sounding singles' mixer advertised in the paper, Cathy. Cathy: I'm too old to go to some singles' mixer, mom. Mom from phone: Nonsense. Cathy: I'm too old and too picky! Mom from phone: Men like mature, discriminating women. Cathy: I'm not mature and discriminating. I'm old and picky and proud that I've reached a place in life where I can reject whole mixersfull of men without even leaving my back porch! Mom from phone: You never know until you try. Cathy: Mom sees the world through rose-colored glasses. I see the world through bifocal contact lenses covered with $200 uv-ray-blocking wire rims.