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Cathy

By Cathy Guisewite
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Mar 28, 1991
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Cathy:  To look "office acceptable", a man needs a $200 suit, $60 shoes, a $30 shirt, $5 of underwear and a $10 haircut.  To look "office acceptable," a woman needs a $200 suit, $80 shoes, a $90 blouse, $35 of lingerie, a $45 haircut, $5 pantyhose, $46 of makeup, a $10 manicure, $200 of jewelry, and a $30 purse containing $9 of emergency supplies to maintain her "professional look" throughout the day.  Thus, on behalf of all woman, I demand a year-end refund for each of us, plus $10 per hour of all the extra shopping time required!  Accountant:  It all evens out with the extra aspirin men have to buy.  Cathy:  Medicine is a different category.  Shall I begin with our therapy bills?
Apr 11, 1991
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