Candorville by Darrin Bell

Candorville

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  1. Michael Ford

    Michael Ford said, 11 months ago

    He won’t call. You talk too much.

  2. cdward

    cdward said, 11 months ago

    Tables turned.

  3. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    And if he never calls you back, my beloved Susan, just remember some of us love you despite your teeny, tiny self centered nature.

  4. Jkiss

    Jkiss GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    I guess it all comes down to how much he enjoyed staring at your chest while you talked Susan. Since you didn’t allow him to join the conversation and all.

  5. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    @Jkiss

    (Shhh, you’re giving away our secret as to why we men obverve female chests so closely.)

  6. activist1234

    activist1234 said, 11 months ago

    Been there. Been done that to. Go out with someone new, politely show interest in their lives— even the minutia, and get brushed aside whenever I asserted my own life. No second chance. Ever. Unless you want to pay me as your therapist.

  7. Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 11 months ago

    Just carry on with the octopus act, darling, and Lemont will be just like your date :/

  8. louieglutz

    louieglutz said, 11 months ago

    oops.

  9. Cupertino Jay

    Cupertino Jay GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @Michael Ford

    there’s a thursday night ifc show weekly “garfunkel and oates” featuring two nerdy [standup comedy / musical act] gals. coincadink this week’s eps had them trying to get thru dates w/o ever saying a word. funny thing [SPOILER ALERT]: the guys dint notice.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @DavidHuieGreen

    I blame lack of breast feeding and strictures against women allowing to go topless as men do. Once you see them all of the time that problem would go away.

  11. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 11 months ago

    Night-Gaunt49: As the old saying goes, “if you’ve seen two, you’ve seen ’em all.” Probably influenced Reagan’s opinion of trees.

  12. Jkiss

    Jkiss GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    DavidHuieGreen
    We know many of those little secrets. Hey pal, eyes up here.
    :-D

  13. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    You just want them to bare all for you.

    Not always a pretty sight and embarrassing to to the ignorable one’s.
    .
    Pleasant for dirty old men, though.

  14. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 11 months ago

    @DavidHuieGreen

    One’s should’ve been ones

  15. fed3rd

    fed3rd GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Huh? What? I wasn’t listening.

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