Candorville by Darrin Bell

Candorville

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  1. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    act like a man and wipe with your hand

  2. Spamgaard

    Spamgaard said, about 2 years ago

    Not a square to spare…

  3. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Ya know…. I hate sexism, hate stereotypes…


    So I hate myself for asking this…
    but why is it only the men of my acquaintance who ever let themselves run out of TP?


    I’m not young, so over the years, I’ve been in a lot of people’s houses, houseboats, tents and what-have-you, occupied by the rich and the poor…

    A woman living in a car owns a roll of TP…
    but I’d say 30% of the men I’ve ever visited, including my father and my brother when they lived alone, were out on at least one occasion.

  4. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook said, about 2 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    But, dear Susan, ask yourself this, how many times have you run out of beer?
    You see, we all have our priorities.

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Gary…. LOL
    You are absolutely right!

  6. Simon Seamount

    Simon Seamount said, about 2 years ago

    In Indonesia they have little fountains that squirt water. Much cleaner method.

  7. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, about 2 years ago

    In Japan they have toilets with little fountains of warm water, followed by a blow dryer. And the seats are heated.

  8. bubujin_2

    bubujin_2 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Ha, ha! Bathroom humor!

  9. YatInExile

    YatInExile GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @chireef

    act like a man … That might be asking a bit much from Lamont.

    I wonder what he used?

  10. Ryan

    Ryan said, about 2 years ago

    That shouldve been plan B, Lemont

  11. galanti

    galanti said, about 2 years ago

    Between shaking the hand of a Republican politician and wiping the tush sans paper I’ll go with the tush every time.

  12. Spamgaard

    Spamgaard said, about 2 years ago

    @puddleglum1066

    Bidets are so much more civilized than smearing your waste on yourself with the bleached, pulped remains of trees. Toto makes the best bidet toilet units, but are ridiculously expensive. You can buy an electronic bidet seat you install on your regular toilet, have heated everything (seat, water, drying air), multiple water jets with adjustable force and spray width for a little over $300 (on sale). It pays for itself in a year or two in savings on toilet paper and water.

  13. Darth Vader

    Darth Vader GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Lamont, Lamont… if you wanted her immediate attention, why didn’t you CALL?!?! You had a phone in your HAND!!!

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