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   chireef said, 8 months ago

   act like a man and wipe with your hand
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   Richard S. Russell said, 8 months ago

   Where do these guys live? Do they hang out on that rooftop right thru the winter?
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   Spamgaard said, 8 months ago

   Not a square to spare…
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   rvernon said, 8 months ago

   @chireef

   That’s nasty.
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   SusanSunshine said, 8 months ago

   Ya know…. I hate sexism, hate stereotypes…

   
   So I hate myself for asking this…
   but why is it only the men of my acquaintance who ever let themselves run out of TP?

   
   I’m not young, so over the years, I’ve been in a lot of people’s houses, houseboats, tents and what-have-you, occupied by the rich and the poor…
   
   A woman living in a car owns a roll of TP…
   but I’d say 30% of the men I’ve ever visited, including my father and my brother when they lived alone, were out on at least one occasion.
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   Gary McSpook said, 8 months ago

   @SusanSunshine

   But, dear Susan, ask yourself this, how many times have you run out of beer?
   You see, we all have our priorities.
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   SusanSunshine said, 8 months ago

   Gary…. LOL
   You are absolutely right!
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   Simon Seamount said, 8 months ago

   In Indonesia they have little fountains that squirt water. Much cleaner method.
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   puddleglum1066 said, 8 months ago

   In Japan they have toilets with little fountains of warm water, followed by a blow dryer. And the seats are heated.
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    bubujin_2 said, 8 months ago

    Ha, ha! Bathroom humor!
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    Tacopielvr said, 8 months ago

    @puddleglum1066

    I’m so there!
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    YatInExile said, 8 months ago

    @chireef

    act like a man … That might be asking a bit much from Lamont.

    I wonder what he used?
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    Ryan said, 8 months ago

    That shouldve been plan B, Lemont
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    galanti said, 8 months ago

    Between shaking the hand of a Republican politician and wiping the tush sans paper I’ll go with the tush every time.
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    Spamgaard said, 8 months ago

    @puddleglum1066

    Bidets are so much more civilized than smearing your waste on yourself with the bleached, pulped remains of trees. Toto makes the best bidet toilet units, but are ridiculously expensive. You can buy an electronic bidet seat you install on your regular toilet, have heated everything (seat, water, drying air), multiple water jets with adjustable force and spray width for a little over $300 (on sale). It pays for itself in a year or two in savings on toilet paper and water.
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