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   simpsonfan2 said, 10 months ago

   I saw Elvis in a UFO
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   Ervin Johnson said, 10 months ago

   I wonder if, at some point, we’ll find that all the aliens wanted from us was gas. :/
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   Nicole said, 10 months ago

   And Abe Lincoln fought zombies!! It’s all true because the internet said it is.
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   Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 10 months ago

   UFOs are unidentified flying objects. They cease being UFOs the moment they’re identified. I’ve identified the two I saw, personally: a red meteor and a hot air balloon flying at night.
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   Randy_B said, 10 months ago

   They’re not allowed to put anything on the internet that isn’t true. That’s what they say on TV.
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   Ottodesu said, 10 months ago

   @Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

   Beat me to it. Of course you are correct, amazing how many people need to be told the obvious.
   “Look, up in the sky!”
   “It’s a bird!”
   “It’s a plane!”
   “No, it’s a bird.”
   [Credit to Mad Magazine, circa 1955]
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   rshive said, 10 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   Piloted no doubt by Judge Crater.
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   puddleglum1066 said, 10 months ago

   @Ottodesu

   Wasn’t there a “splat” sound effect between the third and fourth lines?
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   uh-oh said, 10 months ago

   What about Moses?
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    Gokie5 said, 10 months ago

    Ezekiel saw the wheel . . .
    Waaaay up
    In the middle of the air. . . .
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    Riff Gibson said, 10 months ago

    I wonder if Lemont will ever “see” Susan …
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    Richard S. Russell said, 10 months ago

    Almost everybody has seen UFOs. It’s not hard at all. Here’s the recipe:
    (1) Go outside on any clear night and look up.
    (2) See any lights up there? Yes? Objects!
    (3) Any of them moving around? Yes? FLYING objects!
    (4) Do you know what they are? No? UNIDENTIFIED flying objects.
     
    Works almost every time. No big deal.
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    Richard S. Russell said, 10 months ago

    On an entirely unrelated matter, I wonder if next week Darrin will have Lemont get on the subway with the Batman fans from Aurora. He’s fast, but I wonder if he’s THAT fast.
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    K M said, 10 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Ray Stevens shout-out! Nice!
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    acesover said, 10 months ago

    
    You don’t believe in UFO’s? Watch
    THIS
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