Candorville by Darrin Bell

Candorville

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  1. Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 12 months ago

    And speaking in Gothic script. Was it a pre-Second World War German newspaper?

  2. cdward

    cdward said, 12 months ago

    @Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    Actually, before Hitler’s time, a lot of the newspapers wrote in a more legible font – Hitler thought Fraktur was more “germanic.”

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, 12 months ago

    A paper towel tube works better….

  4. rshive

    rshive said, 12 months ago

    Jerome also likes to eat from time to time. That can be habit forming. Besides which, you waste away if you don’t.

  5. Ryan

    Ryan said, 12 months ago

    I hope this is not Jerome from the TV show “Martin”

  6. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 12 months ago

    See, I got it right yesterday.

  7. blackman2732

    blackman2732 said, 12 months ago

    @Ryan

    Better than ‘Bruh Man from the 5th floe’

  8. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, 12 months ago

    Since deities are inconceivable beings, wouldn’t they manifest themselves as something the believer could wrap his mind around? In my case, it would be a latex clad dominatrix.

  9. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 12 months ago

    King Shark: Deacon Mushrat in Pogo also spoke in that font.

  10. judysaint

    judysaint said, 12 months ago

    A real god would tell Wilfred to have the congregation sell their daughters as wives for a cow and three goats. And a man can have as many wives as he has cows and goats. Now THAT’S biblical marriage as god intended!

  11. K M

    K M said, 12 months ago

    @Potrzebie

    Your mind would be about the only thing you could wrap around that. She’d be wrapping the rest around you!

  12. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 12 months ago

    Or he could become Episcopalian or certain Methodist or Baptist sects.

    Judy: That’s the Quran. Biblically you give the cows and goat as a dowry. OT.

    And the one true God already arrived in the form of a man, You might want to become an full Hindu to worship something like yours, pot. : )

  13. Ryan

    Ryan said, 12 months ago

    @blackman2732

    lol….Im not even sure which one would actually be better !

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