Candorville by Darrin Bell

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  1. JonD17

    JonD17 said, 2 months ago

    LeMont, that’s not beef jerky….. (pssst, yes it is)

  2. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, 2 months ago

    Mmmm! Bacon, soaked in genuine imitation maple syrup! With a side of preservatives and a dash of pesticide! Wow!

  3. pibfan868

    pibfan868Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    No, it’s turkey jerky, as anyone who buys it is a turkey!

  4. TapiocaHead

    TapiocaHeadGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Try sweaty pork strips.

  5. benbrilling

    benbrillingGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I don’t care what it is, if it is kept wrapped against his stinking armpits under his flea infested coat, I ain’t gonna eat it!

  6. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 2 months ago

    It’s good to know that when the Great Jerky Famine begins, we’ll be able to buy black market jerky for only a quarter a strip.

  7. pilotx

    pilotx said, 2 months ago

    Good one Pibfan. They are also kinda jerky too:)