Candorville by Darrin Bell

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  1. Susan001

    Susan001 said, 3 months ago

    Would you like me to call the police, sir?

    No thanks. I’m antisocial.

  2. benbrilling

    benbrillingGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I used to say, when the waiter brought the check, “But I told you I didn’t want anything else.”

  3. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 3 months ago

    “Please wait here for the police, sir.”
    “No thanks, I have a gun.”