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   Akenta said, 9 months ago

   Why don’t people ever believe the warnings? We all hear the scary music in the background.

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   bald 716 said, 9 months ago

   well hind sight is always better than foresight

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   SamFP said, 9 months ago

   This have to be his love for Roxanne. Maybe Mr. L is a lycan.

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   Fenyugreek Tubbsbott... said, 9 months ago

    
   SamFP:
   It is a well known scientific fact good sir, that Vampires “trump” Werewolves. (except in cases where the blood line of the werewolf has a 50% mix of the great and dreaded Chupicabra of course.)

   The Vladian blood lines -strong as they may be- are even now weakening. So much so that the average vampire need not fear so greatly the sunlight.

   Perhaps you may recall In Dr. Hemostis Antiphany’s famous mangnum opus; “Homeland dirt and Bud Light Mixtures Regarding Light and Light Sensitivities” Dr. Antiphany’s revelation that…. “In actuality, any inexpensive Light beer mixed with a “pinch” of homeland dirt will suffice to protect the Vladian vampire from the injurious action of light.”

   (See: Homeland Dirt and Bud Light Mixtures Regarding Light and Light SensitivitiesVol. 2, Chap.5, page 137)
    

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   BrendanR said, 9 months ago

   Roxanne the Vegetarian Vampire. I knew something was off about her. Where’s Buffy when you need her?

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   Radelape said, 9 months ago

   Mr. Tubbsbottl, you are always interesting and funny to read;

   I remember reading a mexican comic strip where it was stated that the chupacabra -spanish for goat sucker- was in fact the pet of an alien that would get away from its owner to suck goats as snacks whenever they visited earth..