Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 01, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Hi dad, I'm making my own newspaper to report the events of our household. Would you help me out?" Dad: "Sure, what do you need?" Calvin: "Well, you can take your pick. Either you can give me 15 bucks to pay my labor and production costs..." Dad: "15 bucks?!" Calvin: "...Or you can be the subject of a comic strip called "dopey dad." Calvin: "So in the next panel, dopey dad yells, "It's bedtime for YOU, young man!" Hobbes: "Hee hee! Look how big I made his mouth!"
Due to circumstances beyond our control, it’s an underground newspaper.